Okay. Those that loooove me know I adore cranberries & soon as it’s season (at the end of September) I hafta make at least ONE batch of homemade cranberry sauce & cranberry juice. Very, very healthy, 21st century restorative, especially as a grown-assed woman, happy blahblah blah~

But my LOVE begins and ends with an old school, jiggly can of cranberry sauce.

Until now. The chutney-esque collision course created? Dear God!

The taste test is always good & fun but when that last bite of tha test smacks you in the tits & fn French kisses you “Good Day!” … itsa good day.