It was the most ridiculous thing I’d heard of in a while.

… Didn’t mean I wasn’t gonna do it, just meant that I knew it was batshit crazy going in.

So you take these leetle Morpheus sunglasses like glass cups,  fill them with hot, distilled water,  put in a few droplets of something you know damn well has Cayenne f ureaking pepper in it… let it cool, and then suction a cup to each eyeball, flip yer head back…and wash your ocular cavity.

…does it burn?

“I’m not even going to dignify that with an answer. Keep in mind there Are other things in these droplets. & you can take them under your tongue too. Just~ try it. You won’t be sorry… “

Dr. Christopher’s Herbal Eye formula Ingredients: Bayberry Bark, Eyebright Herb, Golden Seal Root, Red Raspberry Leaf & Cayenne Pepper in a base of pure grain alcohol.

Yep.

Eye washing.

It was bound to happen, what with the eye exercises, weaker than Prescription glasses to make my eye muscles work because myopia is the one that can be fixed, the books, the theories, the qigong( yes, there’s even eye qi gong)…

It stung like a motherfuck.

But I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that the first time I did it the relief was so drastic a change that it blew my mind. Woke my eyes right the fuck up.

Not the expected tonality, I’m sure. But from a person stuck in glasses since age ten, my hallelujah was violent.

My sight feels clearer. I’m still doing low doses of it. One to 1½ drops in each cup once every few days & it still burns to do … but I’m holding the phone I occasionally write on further away, color, sun and shadow dappling is much sharper…

And maybe it’s something you can’t know until you experience it but~

My eyes feel Healthier.

My eyes feel like they just did a 3day green juice cleanse.

EarGate?✅

Eye Gate? ✅

… what’s next?