Cleveland Speak? It’s not AaVe or Ebonics. It’s an expression of ‘don’t make me eloquently whup yo ass in front of yo momma- “… the shall we say “Continental ” variant of our assortment of dialects, in part due to the guilt ridden, end of life robber baron blood money soaked beautiful infrastructure of our region.

The closest artistic expression of it in the cultural ledger was showcased by a certain Lucy Liu in Kill Bill, volume one- with the assistance of her translator, at it’s climax. Layered into one sentence, by one person.