Category Archive: GB FASHIST FLOWS

I winced when he said it but…

PEOPLE do not understand that Ralph Lauren’s Club Monaco. BOH. Not an insult. Just a clarification. He comes back to Helm occasionally ( he’s an ancient of days, fashist-wise) but those design room directives for CM down to the store design and visual display were a unified effort spearheaded by RL, almost akin to The factory and diffusion lines for Jcrew( in set-up)… What that quietly means BOH is that they are gonna scrimp where they think it’s unnoticeable to stay with the finishing providers that are Going to give them the most bang for their bucks across all brands under the juggernaut umbrella.

A RL blazer as late as 2006? You might get the finishing of yore, the stitching that would make your mouth water to lovingly count.

But to even survive in the system fast fashion has infected- for a populace that is mostly numb as it is these days?-

Let’s just say if they sold 350 of those $7000.00 blazers…2 to 5 men noticed. 1 made a video. 2 had their personal tailor swap them out (1 may have requested such from the tailoring offered by the brand).& two will echo video dude’s initial heartbreak and simply weigh returning to the brand going forward. Leaving 345 numb, oblivious buyers with it in their closets, worn or not. Ambivalent or indifferent in 2026.

That’d be upwards of 2.4 million dollars.

Minus what it cost to make the blazers. Marketing etc. When you look at what is cost to put brass buttons on 350 blazers in light of how much money they’d make selling them, it’s a pittance that is only a problem to bottom lines due to fast fashion psychology back of house. It means nothing…and yet… everything, in a weird way.

So many biting Ralph Lauren in 2026 are LARPing anyway. Technically so were the old school back in the day Heads. But in the past there was like…moorings to it. Those rocking it today don’t really know Why they’re ‘supposed’ to wear it, only that.

& in a wildly, weirdly Fashist way… maybe those distinctively disinterested in all that… don’t deserve brass buttons.

I was already egregiously ecstatic this week because the Last three /grievechronic\ revisionist art monographs finally set themselves, body-wise. But this Album has wrought a joy nothing else on earth was gonna be able to strum. Talk about an Independence Day weekend. Sheesh. My heart is so fucking full right now.

Let this be the line. If you don’t get this stay the fuck outta my life. You have no Life Expectancy with me if you don’t get this and move accordingly. This is the sonic vetting my actual Mother has thrown down and there will be NO discussion.

The line will be held.

See how fast the fuck you comes if you come around here talking nonsense about this fn drop- I may hit you Lol in your fucking mouth! JAIL! Jail, I Say!! Omg! -This is why Lourdes was like “I wish a Mothafuckah WOULD!!” Maaan!

…& I LOVED Beyonce’s Renaissance…but she’s my gen pov to the sonic world Madonna wrought inside of all of us running ’round free due to her ass. & Bey’s younger than me. This is like… sonically perpendicular.

.& Wintour popped my knuckles for...tellin' tha tell (inna lucid 🤣) But I stiiiiill say...THIS... was Done To her, wrapped in "yaaas! It's Giving~! Epic! Feast, Huntiiii!& tha gag is~" etc.

Yall can't tell me the war ain't afoot when she was dogwalked and cuckolded into being the epitome of the Establishment's fashion roadkill( considering the event parameters).

I know the field i came here fn with. Superfluous, my ass! It's Food, Clothing and Shelter for a reason...and emissaries from the Clothing factions designhead delegation just lit her on fire and sat her in a corner at the event she bought her way into.

...but she N E V E R had to take their advice. That's the crazy. Yall be wilding wanting to be seen as queen of shit you're authentically not true denizens of allatime.

They played her. I would mutter “Maybe they should buy it” in retaliation but after seeing how she was talked into This, what would anyone expect her to stylistically do? Since she’s listening to these folks and falling in line… i mean… it’s like They fashistly tagged her coming and going.

… maybe the after party look is gonna kill’em instead.

That was a "if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding" prom dress. They totally "all in all your just a ...'nother brick in the walled" her.

This was a Rizzo make under, dammit. Let her be the baddie she built all that up to be, geez.

It’s… that the currents would see tonight’s image as the pinnacle of their sublime visual expression of heaven or hell. & they’d go insane upon entry to either heaven or hell greeted by a being sheathed in the inspiration.

No insult in that. Fashist honesty.

Same House of Mugler. RIP.

But don’t misunderstand me: they did not do his name or grandeur a disservice with Chamberlain’s handpainted masterpiece. But I want you to comprehend there’s an Entire, heartbreaking thesis on who is defining the ecstatic limits of the outermost reaches these days and their capacities for bearage and carriage.

It’s an expose.

One that succintly explains Bezos wife wearing Schiaparelli- the epitome of if the theme was a house/brand- which allegedly made it impossible for anyone else to wear that house) to what could’ve been the pinnacle of it’s entire ethos) at all -sans her permission-

…and with all that Body-ody-ahti ( props given) she got cuckolded into Or truly took yall ripping her apart elsewhere to heart the One time she should’ve said fuck yall… going demure with Sargent. The only other alleged major Schiaparelli was on Kylie … and actually, it was great, with the bleached brows too- but it speaks to where this Could’ve began, not ended.

I’m just like… if we’re doing this Robber Barons/ Let them eat cake shit like all the press is whistling about… I need these Rich Bitches to take some real fucking fashist chances. If were doing decadence… don’t be tepid about it.

How are you going to get To the pinnacle ya fought for and get cuckolded into the staid, prim and proper corner by the traditional fashists ya Know never wanted you at their table in the first place? Go have some Fun! Do crazy tacky shit they hafta run to keep up with! Make’em break a sweat! What’s the point of fighting all the way up there to just be a puppet like everyone else? If you’re going to get the and then OBEY ya should’ve stayed home. Where’s the thrill in that?

Sargent?! She let them talk her into Sargent? On the premise of scandal similarities?!

Maaan… they did a number on her!… fashistly mindfucked her into simping for tha man! Neutralized alll that kaboom she happily saunters around with… being dignified… and then ya see Anna just like “Plakow!!”…

🤔I wonder what else she was considering that they talked her out of that would’ve blown the thing sky high in the way the industries keyed to fashion need right now?

Galliano, Luc Besson, Madonna, WisdomKaye, Grace Jones…& Carine Roitfeld. Wintour letting the anarchists serve the punch as her retiring swan dive~

It’d be Blasphemously Delicious!Obscenely delectable- I’d even toss Bjork in that mix, with fka twigs understudying – &tha theme? Mutilate the Millenial Machines , with no direct Metropolis whathaveyous. Too easy.

ImagineTHAT, GOT DAMMIT. Sexy as Ef. Cerebral as you can get it- make erybody

Beyoncé? Well yeah. But...I said what I said. Even Beyoncé WITH Wintour wouldn't be enough to form the atmospheric climate needed for That To Be a Baseline got damn inspo.