…I mean… iiiiii have consciously chosen to nOT cHoOsE tHe fUcKiNg niGhTmArE MATRIX as my simulation of choice… but my dark, demented humor may have us all kinda fucked into some batshit crazy whathaveyous so maybe it’s time to be girding loins & ish.

Because lookatit! The timeline trigs are all tumbling stupidly into place… for some ‘Mel Brooks takes on…oh no! not the zombie apocalypse’ shit for real. Wait- he’s still alive, right? If he’s dead, we’re possibly doomed to lolol…ummm….