Somma us Beeeen holding on fuh YEARS~
…getting by on the crackin communion wafer crumbs that Reverend Fifty Cent been offering to the congregation, tittering in our reformed spirits, glad somebody said it.
…Then Katt come up in here all “woman, tho art Loosed!”style, swinging like the latter rains have come and “y’all crepey motherfuckers better run~”
… then outta NO where Lil chris brown’s millennial ass shows EVERYBODY he was babysat by real ones and carves out a niche in dude’s chest like he was fn raised by word whittling mofos…
…THEN Kendrick just – I just literallt had to pause, gasping with laughter, tears in my eyes, feet kicking the air lolol-mid sentence lolol-gagging with giggles, stil speechless over that shit-
Kendrick snapped so hard he had Questlove outcherre…cryin out in Pain, sounding like Nancy Reagan, all Just Say No-ing.
But he also knows the beast that is fed up being poked in Us as a collective issa drug … thaaaaat our entire generation put down pretty much en masse, trying to behave…
and that thaaaaat time is fn beyond Ova, OVHo –
…&, we all stood there…trying to not listen to the merengue BBLs & OVOs of yore… smartmou[F]th sobriety shackles so synaptically shredded by basking in the verbose brutality of Lamar’s public execution that when the motherfucker had the Beautiful, thinly veiled audacity to cap it all off by calling it “friendly fire 😂🤣😂🤗📣-” it sent chills down the spines of those ready to go because “nobody’s playing no mo” lolol.
But We get through it as a society , sarcastic, wordy, honey badger tongued, mean-assed mongoose spirited , sleeper cell mofos giggling to themselves over the end times truly being afoot on every causeway, shyly wishing a motherfucker would just for a spritzer of the bloodbath an alliteratively asinine on purpose, multi-syllabic, stomping soliloquy could bring, remembering halcyon days when that axiom about sticks and stones was proven false everyday on playgrounds everywhere…
& here comes MTG’s Gary Gnu-looming, loutish ass Lerching in- a chick who goes to congress in Gary Busey DUI pic mode on a Good day, looking like the actuality of her dank spirit alllatime liiiiike it’s on purpose and principle…
Melted margarine looking Marjorie opens her cavernous piehole of a mouth to come for technically Gorgeous representative Jasmine Crockett’s eyelashes… on the floor… which is illegal, rules of engagement-wise(just saying lol….if you gone play a field, live by its rules)…
And all it did was showcase that …MTG clearly has a humiliation kink.
& clearly knows nothing about Black women, dahled up or raw. Because the first things popped off before we pop off are earrings and eyelashes. She only thought she wanted that fight because she was targeting the periphery of the plumage.
Or, for Those who came (here, of allll places 🤣) to show how much they truly can’t comprehend sans a sooo suburban,chic fi-la-ease assist(utilizing none of the heady, pilfered bipoc lgbt vernacular they’re used to leaning on these days):
Like Ohhhmawgawd, Mahrjorieh_! That’s just Flare! Nobody targets flare, you’re such a dumb b…
*redacted. *
Meanwhile, Crockett got near 60 to 70 year old white men in congress (& elsewhere) deep diving ‘bad-built” and “butch-body” like iPhone bandits , completely side-eyeing their partners & wondering if they too have been tagged in this melee by default, secretly sizing up the hateful, vitriolic, racist misshapen pounds of corn husky “feminine” flesh beside them … terrified but trying to see if they fall into this newly revealed category and have been being judged as butterface bangin as such the entire time, from the outside looking in. All up-front cost, no backend (but the barely better back…end😏).
Is your significant other a bad built, butch body bandit?
If so…We can help…
(BBL surgeons introduced to a new target market)
But the Beauty… the true beauty of Crockett’s query… was how her elegant assassination skirted the rules Of the house while MTG’s moronic swing had her squatting down, illegally winging pejorative shit on the floor.
She was just asking for clarification on rules of engagement.
…Ah…uh…a What now?
Representation matters.
& it’s liiiiike- I’m very “Let MTG be there because lord knows lots of us have to sidestep hags like her out here quite often as of late. We gotta admit the kind is there among us in broad daylight to fix any of the shit they’re secretly at the root of.”
…& props given to AOC… nay! I say honorable mention!
That “babygirl” thaaaaat seemed so tame a pushback…was actually codified in MTG’s countrified ‘women who hate other women’ vernacular.
That babygirl was in the bless your heart division of catty southern white women calling each other bitches that need to be prayed for in front of everybody.
That is why MTG was like “Oh, i hurt your feelings~?!”
Do…AOC landed her headpunch.
She must’ve known that footwork due to being from the south Bronx, perhaps lol.
And…Rodrick and Hunter’s honesty on all this is hilarious. It helped me see the…broader scale of the generational shake lol.