Author: Glyph

Kathryn Bigelow just fucked me up. Again.

That bait & switch was genius.

…I mean… iiiiii have consciously chosen to nOT cHoOsE tHe fUcKiNg niGhTmArE MATRIX as my simulation of choice… but my dark, demented humor may have us all kinda fucked into some batshit crazy whathaveyous so maybe it’s time to be girding loins & ish.

Because lookatit! The timeline trigs are all tumbling stupidly into place… for some ‘Mel Brooks takes on…oh no! not the zombie apocalypse’ shit for real. Wait- he’s still alive, right? If he’s dead, we’re possibly doomed to lolol…ummm….

I wonder how many have taken the GLP1 shot and have defensively touted the bonus effects of it easily manipulating the impulse control centers of their brains, making them not want to eat or drink at all... were also lovers of all the walking dead predictive programming of the past two decades... and have completely blotted out the whole "Brains! Braaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnns" yowling in the night zombie apocalypse motif thing.

I wonder how many people who call themselves Evangelicals take the GLP1 shot and don't see IT as a mark of the beast even though it's a literally a supposedly synthetic riff on the venom a Gila monster would inject it's prey with before consuming it.

...even though they're shaking their fists at the snake of all snakes in the pews on Sundays.

& it's a venom that...is eating up 2/3rds of their literal body mass. In real time.

I wonder how many people who railed against the vaccine, refused to mask up and were coughing all over everyone... folks who then buried the friends & family they watched die... are currently on GLp-1s. Which are made by the very same big Pharma they saw was trying to kill them.