Category Archive: …Shake that ASS!

This Tom Pagés dude is the first zygote that has me dare I say…’Awakened.’ 😤 That red bull footage is the hottest thing I’ve seen since that Hobbs and Shaw Idris Elba motorcycle dude surfed Under that rig in that chase scene! Both me and Minime are looking at his Lil ass like 🤭🙄🥹🤤🤪 for…reasons. I was his height when I had my BMX bike…cept ah was like 8 years old lol. He is 40, was born when we were figuring out tricks that have been knocked outta my head by tha falls 😆. Tellin ya, I’ve never given a fuq about any sports… until they turned dirt bike shit into one. I fn love genX. I really do. To all the crazy, cagey boys who said “fook Football” and lost their fn minds making other things move, I salute chu!🫡

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Okay. THAT ‘J-Lo singing of fn Dancing was borderline abusive … but at Least she started trying to try!! Why Do it if you’re not even going to try? Why yall always want to be KNOWN for shit you don’t have the balls to bleed out for real aiming to do?.

…Yall fucking suck with this shit and have damned near ruined everything lowering the fucking bar to play king of the mountain on it.

& AT LEAST …she can facking act her culo off.

He couldn’t even wipe his mouth with a red gloved hand convincingly. Literally! It’s like In the footage. I hope his backup dancers book all the jobs for pouring themselves out mean-mugging this over the finish line.

THANK GOD tha Littles are like ‘WTF IS THIS SHIT?” & ” …this is trash.”

It means there’s fookin’ hope. ALL IS not Fn Lost.

I never had any issue with MGK, even as he was getting hosed by Eminem. Now I get why they were tagging his lazy ass.