They’re smart enough to eat one thing that makes them happily trip balls… sleep 20hrs a day… have no predators…no obstructed views…fuck alllatime to the point of falling out of trees, giggling- because they’re Tripping their ballllllls off 😂-

& they’re smart enough to get the actual stupidest animal on earth to think they’re dumb yet adorable…so they’re perpetually protected from the stupidity of the actual stupidest animal on earth.

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Maybe they won’t eat leaves on a plate because on a plate it has “stupid humans putting their grimy, murderous fingers all over things they Know I put in my mouth😢!” Cooties to them. Maybe they watched how y’all treated the aboriginals(& the dodo, & the tasmania tiger, etceteras) from the trees & learned instinctively not to trust food from y’all.

Maybe instead of becoming venomous they went “Quick! Play dumb! The tormentors are coming! “

AngelBrynner

punching y’all’s asses, that’s why kangaroos be

Koalas, Yodas of the marsupial universe.