- Leave your fn eyebrows alone. They are more proof of life of your true self than you realize until pretty late in the game, often. Fn accept them, coming or going.
- Your body is more limber than your mind realizes until you get it out of the way & bend.
- 5 year old you knew what you came here to do; 9 year old you cobbled together ways to go for it after it survived the adults around you.
- You are going to have to re-parent every aspect of yourself in real time because you are every age at all times anyway.
- You’re usually right about the one you know likes you deep down.
- You being right means nothing if he’s a coward, a fucking pussy Or worse… beholden to everyone’s opinions outside of his own heart’s opinion.
- If you are going to love unrequitedly, you need to do it consciously & selfishly as fuck for it to be a worthwhile exercise for your spirit and your heart health. Whether they step into the flow or not.
- Fuck them hoes lol.
- Fuck them himbos too. Everybody gets a season to ride himbos & hoes , or what are ya even doing coming here?lol.
- That color you loved incoherently as a kid? That’s probably your color. If not, look at the color opposite on the color wheel.
- That person you like who is the utter opposite of you? You hate them. Leave’em alone…Until you have the balls to be the person inside of you that you’re embarrassed by being…out loud. In front of people that may laugh at you being you…because they can’t be themselves yet.
- You CAN tell how they kiss from how they hold their mouth when they’re being a smartass.
- There are some things you like because you think they make you look better in the eyes of others. They actually make you look worse. Snap out of it.
- Like the ones you think make you look ridiculous- you’re being more true to yourself with those motherfuckers & are fn glowing.
- Men need to be objectified. It’s good for your huevos as a chick…and their huevos too.
- Making a gruff man grin like an idiot is one of the purest joys on the fucking planet. It’ll make an aesthete out of you in no time.
- If he makes a lot of noise about how into hip hop he is, he’s DL. 9X outta 10. I don’t make the rules. It’s misogyny. It’s woman hatred. It’s jealousy…all the things. The making a lot of noise is the tell. He’s posturing. For other penises. Let his homies ova hoes ass alone. He’s duplicitous long before he shows you.
- Don’t allow duplicitous dick to enter any orifice of yer fn Xanadu, dammit. Ever. & you’ll know. Your pussy will definitely know [ yeah I said it]. Bitches normalizing bacterial vaginosis & UTIs from fn filthy fuckers must be stopped. At least the young’ins are just refusing to Have sex to those corrupted socialized specs. Geez.
- Bad boys suck at actual sex. They may be performative as fuck, but the dick is gonna be hollow & they’re too insecure to not hedge their bets when it comes to surviving you waking up to the reality of that shit.
- Nerds are usually Fucking INSANE when it comes to sex( in a good way)… once they get the opportunity & their sea legs. If he is otaku about Anything unabashedly…& can be himself with you…he’s gonna fuck the beejeebus outta you. He’s gotta be smart about something. I’m talking “talks so fast about something he loves that it makes your head spin” smart.
- A lot of life is set up to distract you….before you figure out what it’s trying to distract you from. So fn FOCUS, got dammit.
- The best orgasms you’ll ever have don’t even hit until your 40s. No matter how ridiculous you were in your 20s & 30s. Even by yourself. Especially as a woman. & I was warned of this In my late 20s by my big sisters… but I had no idea how true it really is. That’s the real reason men in their 40s & 50s end up divorced & then skew much younger. Grown assed women blow them the fuck out out. & instead of embracing the blow out and seeing where it take these dudes…they run to younger chicks they can posture with “as Manly men” who are still keyed to the culturally performative, secularly confining supposed sexuality. They want to LOOK like what they’d been programmed to define as sexy even if they never fully root level came from it. The routine of the tropes is comforting for them. But…a man…having real orgasms …for real to him reasons that need no societal artifice or fuckery? His eyes change. That’s partly what Napoleon Hill was talking about when he said men come into their own in their 50s & 60s. It’s root level work.
- The sun IS good for you. Those who tell you to avoid it want you weak and rollover-able. Get that spine in real sunshine.
- Sunscreen is poison for you, and a manifestation of the very ones who have despised those with melanin on this planet…trying to blend in with those same folks in the light/eyes of God. Check out UV light images. Nothing is coincidence. But the dank energy under it still gets the “blackface” wrong. Look at pictures of what sunscreen & sunblock look like slathered on. Then look at the push over the past ten years to now get black people to use it too. There’s cosmic shit afoot ..that you’ll understand when you’re meant to.
- Family as an American construct really is overrated. & as a currently accepted concept, truly needs to be overhauled to be healthy for all parties in a way it hasn’t been for a very long time.
- Those motherfuckers who wanted you to smile because you’d “be prettier” were assholes…and would totally have tried to rub their dicks on ya if you HAD walked around grinning like a dingbat at every damned body… but they were kinda right too, once you factored their asses the fuck out of the equation. You’ll wistfully have that moment …when you really let what truly smiling Does to your body chemically become a norm…where you’ll go…I wish I DID smile all the way more.
- Every woman…needs to have a man…somewhere in the annals of her life…that she could rightfully smack for being an idiot. There’d be much less fear about being pushed to the point of having to Do so as an adult…and less audacity by these little punks who never got sense whisked into their lil asses. If you’re a girl who had a big or lil brother, uncles, cousins, or a gay best friend who was willingly out of pocket allatime~ You know what I mean. With practice, something happens to the wrist and the pop of the fingers… & the squint of the eye that will come in handy down the road.
- Alot of these dudes are hurt. Especially Black American dudes. AND They have a right to process that hurt- just not all over you. Learn to stab these motherfuckers when necessary. Across color lines. Even if you have to do it psychically[ for decorum]. You may be saving their fn lives by being willing to put a stop to it.
- Sometimes…you hafta hurt …hurt people…hell bent on hurting other people…in lieu of the hurt mofos that hurt them that they’re terrified to finally stand up to.
- Be willing to be where the shit stops when that’s the most succinct response to bullshit.
- A lot of people are only your “friends” until you come up against someone or something they see as more valuable than they see you. Watch those fuckers.They are literally always on the hunt for the higher bidder. No matter the smile.
- Learning how to be happy alone will be the most potent gift you can ever give to your soul.
- Once you’ve mastered happiness alone you will suffer loneliness surrounded less and less. It will stop seeming like a justifiable sacrifice.
- It’s not about if that person makes your life better than how you are living by yourself […although that newish societal expression is very cool, was much needed…and is doing a lot of good for a lot of people].
- You literally stop thinking transactionally about their impact on your life when mofos live in your heart with love…but that thinking is par for the course too. Just don’t STAY there, thinking and talking about mofos like furniture [ what are they “bringing to the table”].The “…< than vs >than with them” literally evaporates as a variable you give a fuck about when you’re ready to actually be loved.
- Love gives & takes simultaneously- it’s a muscle, with 4 valves & electricity keeping it going… figure out what your 4 valves truly are that keep you running…and truly comprehend what electrocutes you back to life when you’re verging on death. Those tools will take you a long way on your dharmic path.
- I know why I love him. I know how I love him. I knew when I loved him. I knew what I loved as it expressed itself as him. & I know where all the things I adore in him… reside in me. We’re all gratuitous as fuck. When we’re able to be honest with ourselves.
- The moment the mental pushback against seasonal salt water flushes and fasting starts…is when there’s officially something in you trying to gain a foothold in you that is NOT supposed to be there… that needs to be washed the fuck outta you. Your regular healthy biome doesn’t fear SWF or fasting…because they’ll naturally repopulate.
- They’ll discover in the next few years that a lot of what we call bloating is actually inner inflammation…in the literal sense of your inner shell trying to hold itself away from inflamed areas within you. They already understand visceral fat wrapping around organs… but fat burning as the inflamed outskirts of that visceral fat that your casing is trying not be scalded by…is going to eventually make sense to more people. Think your body quietly playing hot potato with your inflamed organs due to the inflamed fat they’re encased in. You’re blowing your skin suit up like a balloon lol.
- I’ve gotten farther freer without funds than I would’ve been able to get fully funded, playing with the set of cards I was initially dealt alongside said funds…due to all the crap that came with those cards. Proving to myself I could do “it” without money after growing up with money & watching so many people lie & justify bad shit to stay connected To money…only to end up doing & having nothing else BUT being attached to that bad behavioral shit & the $…was huge to walk out in life. No one can take the lessons learned & lived out doing this.
- Some people are pissed with others because no matter how much more money they have than them they KNOW those others are genuinely happier than they can imagine themselves ever getting the chance to be due to their own mindset.
- Fresh air has nothing to do with the air outside of you. If you suck on the inside actual fresh air is just going to trigger you to be a neggy nelly because you’ll know you have no excuse. You will demand poisons and toxins be a part of your daily because the clarity crushes you. Get that shit in order.
- Low flying clouds burn off. Even in Seattle.
- Everyone is NOT an asshole, actually. By no stretch of the imagination. Most people are kinda cool, actually.
- Main character psychosis…is not an actual psychosis. It is a moniker being slapped on folks left & right by a system ill equipped to process a whole bunch of folks waking up to realizing they are here for THIS life from their own POV. The system was designed for psychic bottom feeders. Those who wake…rise out of the food belt.
- That person being an idiot is either trying to figure it out & fight their way up… or trying to riptide narc supply back down to digestible levels. Give them space…but don’t give in to nonsense. You can only be narcissistic supply when you fit their flavor palate. Do not fit their flavor palate.
- Everything that is irking you in the here & now that you don’t face & figure out how to fix is not your parents’ or lovers’ or friends’ faults. It’s your ass in that moment that you can change everything you think about it…choosing not to.
- You gotta love your own butt. It’ll give you honest affection for all other bootys once you finally do it.
- It was worth it. All of it. Even the dumb assed shit it took years to recover from. Tiger stripes, baby!
- The years get better in direct relation to how much you give yourself to the ones you’re wrapping up entering them.
- Never ask a female virgo what they’ve learned if you know you’re gonna hafta wash yer eyes out with soap after reading the litany.
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