Category Archive: 4fucksSAKE!

They're willfully giving cartoon villain!! It's a bad Dick Tracy movie! Have ya seen his goons?? He's begging for a comedic nemesis!! Come on!!

“I don’t know what else to do😟~” Will Ferrell says as a roomfull of liberal chicks clap and coo at him supportively.

Here’s an idea! You’re worth fucking $160MILLION fucking dollars, dude! How about…posse up with some of your also sooo upset about how things are these days Also fucking millionaire bros and man the fuck up?!

For fucks sake! Put on a show, invite all the camera-whoring treasonous politicians you guys know would kill to be front row for this very special VIP event… lock them in and comically threaten to burn the place to the ground until you “good guys” get some fucking concessions that’ll benefit us all! Laugh it off and then pop one of them by surprise just to let them know you’re serious or something?

Is that too extreme a movie logline to flesh out ?? Have ya seen the crazy already afoot? Ain’t the dude leading the Ukrainian war a fn comic who said “Fuck this dictator shit?” Didn’t ya play cowboys and Indians before it was politically incorrect?

You don’t know what to do? Don’t you have a production company? The fuck is wrong with yall?

It’s not the banging as the world burns aspect. Fuck like coiled dick ducks for all I care. But even dudes I dig are espousing this … INSTEAD.

Yall know i f ureaking love this guy’s work, too. But i wanted to nut punch him so badly after this.

Calling for the women to rise up and rule is low hanging fruit at liberal shindigs.

If you are splashing the person who is sunbathing beside the pool, you’re not having fucking fun in the pool.

SHAN, dropping “leeeemeeeeahhhroooone to do my arthead shit my way, without your 🌽 ass trying to fuck with my shit” bars.

…& that was the thing. It wasn’t ‘oh, she’s a boy’ because I wasn’t. They accepted me as …Storm lol. Which meant i could indulge in my…violent proclivities without them being aghast. & he-PBB, like ioneveno if he had big sisters but he was as “Oh!I hit girls 😏” as my crazy ass was “Go head! Tell my daddy! Come at me, bro!I caint go home if iont win!😅”

He was one of the ones who found me after 20yrs of my mother blocking them from me. I thank God for platonic for real guy friends to this day over those artboyz.

& he’d 100% get my predilection for that guy. He’d stand beside me arms crossed, smirking all “😏 yew caint take him… he’d fling you across the – wipe that sick grin off yer-geez…you wanna die… he Literally does that as his- he’s a professional…but I did overhear him say…yo momma~😛”

There was a boy I went to school with. One of my artboyz. Purely platonic. We were each others… well basically He was one of the eyes to eyes ( same height) that got a kick outta trying my maddening ass just because he knew it’d be WAR and we’d be sneak attack- shoving each other for days over physical insurrection. Hindsight? After 9th grade we majors didn’t have gym lol. I think he was keeping us spry 😆.

He made it into Elysum as PBB. . .”Pretty Boy Body”🤣because the platonic consensus was he had the best boy body in school, hands down. He was happily insane. But I owed my sprints being fire to him. & my tackles. The halls would become the Serengeti playing hood tag with him. We had to take stairs outta the field(3 story building) so nobody’d die.

This guy’s frame reminds me of the home elbowing him in the neck was. Except HE could kick my ass lol. Allegedly. I’d probably be letting him tho😏