...come on now~ Sooey!!!!

"Sooey" (or "sooie") is an American English hog-calling phrase used to herd or feed pigs, likely derived from the Latin root sus (meaning pig) or as a verbal variation of [to]"sow"

How do you keep missing that what he's begging you for is fucking integrity? You know, like he had to beg you to stop trying to start the rumor he married your ass! That kind of energy. Just tell him you don't have any and are fucking incapable of it so yall can leave me out of your bullshit. Stop trying to make me your problem.

The premise of " we can't Draaaaag humans anymore cuz yall are whiny bitchasses who be crying allatime... but we CAN read fictional characters for Filth happily without getting canceled" is hilarious.