I've seen alot of men in my time. Male Supermodels were my neighbors in nyc. & with all the menswear stuff... it's absently my bag. That eye. I'm immune, mostly. Seen... Lots of celebrities too. But in over a decade there...no one...and I mean NO ONE ...has ever shut down a literal city block just having fn lunch... like Benicio Del Toro. There are levels to this mess. There truly are. But whatever God was on weaving up That Benicio del Toro motherfucker (pardon my french) ...is different.

It's...Like annihilation. He disappeared folks lol, left their shadows on the sidewalk lol. I'm telling you, people in cars in slow traffic on 6th ave saw the hubbub & were - leaning out cabs! Just to get a looksie. Hilarious. No yelling, just Looooooookiiiing, like Ave Maria was playing lolol. He wasn't doing it. His Back was to the fn windows. But word spread lol. His Pr wasn't stoking or staging it. There were Supermodels IN the restaurant. EVERYBODY was like 👍 👌 🥹. No tip offs, either. No paps. This shit was pure Him.

Only time in my life I've seen that be...real. was impressed.

Our parents used to shot-put all of us into one of their houses with a stack of bad B movie horror vhs videos, a fuckton of snacks and we'd run chaos drills, screaming at the the TV one minute["OH my Fuckin GAWD!!Wtfru DOING??!!!" ] ...& conjuring bloody Mary and shit the next, a gang of wild amazon nerd girls in bathrooms, equipped. Batted out.

I truly never remember ANY mom or dad ever being on-site, let alone like "Umm~fuck is wrong with yall?"

Was it batshit crazy? Yeah🤪😝BUT~no kidnappings!

Formative genX good times