Category Archive: …Shake that ASS!

I used to think… there’d be some… semblance of group survival instinct if it were to happen. The zombie apocalypse. Lolol. But seeing these fn people… in this fucking movie… makes me… think about…. America…today. Especially since the prime mover prime idiots are the offspring of the equivalent of a pharmaceutical bigwig, whose daddy caused all this trying to get young again to fuck his stupid daughter’s dumb best friend.

They actually said “nevermind How it started~”

& I laughed… but then thought of if ozempic started turning narcs & MAGAs. Okay. I still kept laughing… but it was a solemn chuckle.

But the movie’s really about… friendship.

(stop laughing lol)

-AB

…I mean… iiiiii have consciously chosen to nOT cHoOsE tHe fUcKiNg niGhTmArE MATRIX as my simulation of choice… but my dark, demented humor may have us all kinda fucked into some batshit crazy whathaveyous so maybe it’s time to be girding loins & ish.

Because lookatit! The timeline trigs are all tumbling stupidly into place… for some ‘Mel Brooks takes on…oh no! not the zombie apocalypse’ shit for real. Wait- he’s still alive, right? If he’s dead, we’re possibly doomed to lolol…ummm….

I don't have a lot of whathaveyous regarding the Rapturous Rapties whose bad behavior would make them ineligible for the rapture they believed in by default.

I Do(however) point to all the videos of these parents abandoning their kids or being Sure that they were leaving their demon seeds behind. . .

That prove what y'all get butthurt about me pointing out allatime:

These motherfuckers HATE the fruit of their loins. Their offspring their littledems.

Just saying. Because ALL of Cleveland is so fn 'motherfuckin race war' crazy... the ONe thing that enclave that raised me had on a whole lotta places is the parents there that went Through that shit are blunt as fuck towards their offspring when &if they date mofos of other ethnicities. Foibles aside in their crazy boomerthippie asses, it wasn't really about fetishism there. Because you'd hear about it. Everybody worked with everybody. & tha dawg pound was the ultimate equalizer.

... maybe his Dad DIDN'T say it... but he sure sounds like Cleveland oldheads across color-lines to me.So whomever crafted this one knew the terroir