... He just gooses me from the far side of the veil from time to time, reminding me of my...preternatural predilections and whatnot. It's how he moves.

I’d been celibate for YEARS when I met him. God had me so trussed up I didn’t even see he was walking around as the physical manifestation of the epitome of happily guttural, ride you for fackin’days, horny, heavenly me for another like 18 months. Yeah yeah yeah, he’s a fuckin genius too. Does his own thing etcetera. Like…he fits. All that. The specs. Below. Like it makes sense.

… But this …is different.

...But this Latest guy? Is even calling it a crush an insult? Do I feel 'crushing' to him? ...iono. But~ my Virgo animus and Anima are perversely entertaining themselves analyzing this premise in the background of today.

Look at the faggoty mofo who said it, flaming like the 4th of July fighting some run of the mill, fill in the blank black guy who passingly looked like Jack Johnson with none of the oomph…at the height of gay pride month. He was thinking about Michelle Obama’s…”Dick”… & Barack Obama’s…dick…touching…to amp him getting in the ring.

😩THESE racist mofos ARE Gaaaaaaay😏

… not that there is anything wrong with the gay part. It’s forcing the Obamas to be part of their self-built closet.