I’d been celibate for YEARS when I met him. God had me so trussed up I didn’t even see he was walking around as the physical manifestation of the epitome of happily guttural, ride you for fackin’days, horny, heavenly me for another like 18 months. Yeah yeah yeah, he’s a fuckin genius too. Does his own thing etcetera. Like…he fits. All that. The specs. Below. Like it makes sense.
… But this …is different.
Category Archive: Scuse me while I whip this out!!«《gasp》
for the 🤓Menswear record🧐…foh tha Ladies…
This is your induction to the
“Gray flannel pinstripe slacks are the Grey sweatpants of zee menswear arsenal” club.
Those pants are whores lol. Everything about them point to nether pastures 😉. Use your new knowledge wisely. May the men ya want be the cheeky sluts you need them to be in them.
Heee said “And what a day to cum!!”🤣 &the ladies in the comments under his Royal Ascot footage are all “Indeed!indeed,” “As you wish😅!” “Already on that hog~” and “Since you insist😂
‘The Angel wakes to being yelled at.
“This is yer lil leg breaker dude’s fault!!!Cavill’s rewilded now. He’s all “catch me outside~”
There’s no going backnow 😂