This Tom Pagés dude is the first zygote that has me dare I say…’Awakened.’ 😤 That red bull footage is the hottest thing I’ve seen since that Hobbs and Shaw Idris Elba motorcycle dude surfed Under that rig in that chase scene! Both me and Minime are looking at his Lil ass like 🤭🙄🥹🤤🤪 for…reasons. I was his height when I had my BMX bike…cept ah was like 8 years old lol. He is 40, was born when we were figuring out tricks that have been knocked outta my head by tha falls 😆. Tellin ya, I’ve never given a fuq about any sports… until they turned dirt bike shit into one. I fn love genX. I really do. To all the crazy, cagey boys who said “fook Football” and lost their fn minds making other things move, I salute chu!🫡

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OKAY. I'm...horrified. ...but no less aroused.😂😏 Maturity

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Simple. Back up off my books. In all formats.

You can become the fucking marketing for the Exist, Esthesis and Epicharis /grievechronic\ audiobooks if you want to....since it's where the ways pedophiles and enablers really work in community truly gets exposed. But I'd prefer to not have to be bothered by you ever again. & you fn know that. SO... make your call & your move, Playboy. May the rest of your Friday...be what you actually deserve.

Lego's bout to lose their shit with this one...

God bendecirs his fn crazy Angel (for standing down as God requested) on her shining forehead.