Author: Glyph

They're willfully giving cartoon villain!! It's a bad Dick Tracy movie! Have ya seen his goons?? He's begging for a comedic nemesis!! Come on!!

“I don’t know what else to do😟~” Will Ferrell says as a roomfull of liberal chicks clap and coo at him supportively.

Here’s an idea! You’re worth fucking $160MILLION fucking dollars, dude! How about…posse up with some of your also sooo upset about how things are these days Also fucking millionaire bros and man the fuck up?!

For fucks sake! Put on a show, invite all the camera-whoring treasonous politicians you guys know would kill to be front row for this very special VIP event… lock them in and comically threaten to burn the place to the ground until you “good guys” get some fucking concessions that’ll benefit us all! Laugh it off and then pop one of them by surprise just to let them know you’re serious or something?

Is that too extreme a movie logline to flesh out ?? Have ya seen the crazy already afoot? Ain’t the dude leading the Ukrainian war a fn comic who said “Fuck this dictator shit?” Didn’t ya play cowboys and Indians before it was politically incorrect?

You don’t know what to do? Don’t you have a production company? The fuck is wrong with yall?

It’s not the banging as the world burns aspect. Fuck like coiled dick ducks for all I care. But even dudes I dig are espousing this … INSTEAD.

Yall know i f ureaking love this guy’s work, too. But i wanted to nut punch him so badly after this.

Calling for the women to rise up and rule is low hanging fruit at liberal shindigs.

It’s so much deeper than you being unable to even “see” a true goddess.

When you refuse to do the work dude was talking about yet keep demanding “your goddess” of the cosmos…

You get the corrupted “Goddess energy” to match what you’ve arrogantly made yourself the God of in your egoistic kingdom, too.