He’s Lex Luthering the fuck out-&I mean Gene Hackman’s LL-and yall are just sitting on your crumpets having curds & whey, bleating “Ladies~can you be in charge now?mwah-my gonads are shifty!” |For fucks sake! |I bet Chad Smith is gearing up to fight back🤨|Meanwhile in America.
They're willfully giving cartoon villain!! It's a bad Dick Tracy movie! Have ya seen his goons?? He's begging for a comedic nemesis!! Come on!!
“I don’t know what else to do😟~” Will Ferrell says as a roomfull of liberal chicks clap and coo at him supportively.
Here’s an idea! You’re worth fucking $160MILLION fucking dollars, dude! How about…posse up with some of your also sooo upset about how things are these days Also fucking millionaire bros and man the fuck up?!
For fucks sake! Put on a show, invite all the camera-whoring treasonous politicians you guys know would kill to be front row for this very special VIP event… lock them in and comically threaten to burn the place to the ground until you “good guys” get some fucking concessions that’ll benefit us all! Laugh it off and then pop one of them by surprise just to let them know you’re serious or something?
Is that too extreme a movie logline to flesh out ?? Have ya seen the crazy already afoot? Ain’t the dude leading the Ukrainian war a fn comic who said “Fuck this dictator shit?” Didn’t ya play cowboys and Indians before it was politically incorrect?
You don’t know what to do? Don’t you have a production company? The fuck is wrong with yall?
It’s not the banging as the world burns aspect. Fuck like coiled dick ducks for all I care. But even dudes I dig are espousing this … INSTEAD.
Calling for the women to rise up and rule is low hanging fruit at liberal shindigs.